DAEK-SHEBEELUB hates fresh chalk
DAEK-SHEBEELUB loves lewd talk
DAEK-SHEBEELUB hates quiet study
DAEK-SHEBEELUB loves hands muddy
DAEK-SHEBEELUB hates little chickens
DAEK-SHEBEELUB acts like the dickens!

Thanks for checking out my poem.
Did I tell you I wrote a novel? You can also donate some of your hard-earned dollars down below—that’s money to me, for free!
—Gabriel Muoio
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